Introducing....CLUMSY

I got a comment today on my last post from Jen spanking reminding me that I haven't blogged as promised. I swear I do not understand how you all have time time to blog, take care of kids and husbands, work full-time, have a social life, exercise, and read & comment on blogs. Someone please teach me time management LOL.

In my absence I have recruited someone very near and dear to me to start blogging. She is anonymous, but let me tell you, Clumsy fits her to a T. She is funny, crazy (in all the good ways), kind, supportive...I just can't say enough about her....she is my BFF and I love her dearly. And you could say she is like a sister to me ;) Would you please head over to her blog and show her some love?

What else? Oh...I got my nose pierced. Clumsy held my hand and took not-so-attractive pictures of me getting pierced. What are friends for right? The one thing everybody asks is 'Did it hurt?' And the answer is yes and no. I also had the second and third holes in my ears opened back up but not necessarily re-pierced. The guy just shoved the piercing stud through my ear where the old holes were and THAT hurt way worse than my nose. Mind you I took a Valium and a Loratab about thirty minutes before we got to the tattoo/piercing shop. I went back to my sister's house after it was all done and I passed out fell asleep. I was supposed to go to the rodeo with my husband later that day but there wasn't a herd of elephants that could of woke me up. So the key to getting your nose pierced is to be well medicated...and sleep a lot.

In weight loss news I have had 2 weeks in a row with 2 lbs lost each week. YEA ME!! Of course this weekend probably killed at least 2-3 lbs of that what with the Cadbury Creme Eggs and homemade potato salad. UGH! Time to get my butt in gear and do some damage control before official weigh-in day on Friday. My one-year surgery anniversary is on May 5th and I would really like to be able to lose four more pounds to have a nice even round number for my one year loss. Looks like it's chicken-and-broccoli-bitch for me the next couple weeks LOL.

I'm trying to keep my posts shorter so I don't wear out my followers with novel-length posts so I think I'm going to end here for now. Please please please go check out Clumsy.....she's a bloggy virgin so she could really use a lot of encouragement and support. And since I have the best followers in all of blog-land I know you will all rush over and give her some love :)

Ta-Ta for now
XOXO

Knock Knock

Just checking in real quick to let you all know everything is ok and I'm still around. I've been reading blogs when I can find a few minutes but I know I've missed a lot. I'm really going to try to get caught up this weekend - pinky promise :)

I have SO much to blog about I just haven't had the time to sit down and write. I have work-out pics to post (I didn't forget Maria), pics of my new hair-do in case you missed it on Facebook, I got my nose pierced, spent an incredible weekend with 2 of my favorite BOOBs, and I have done a little blogger recruiting. I know you are all going to love her...I'm going to help her set up a few things this weekend and then I'll unveil her. I'm so excited for you all to meet her.

I'll be bawk

I got a makeover!

Look around my friends....notice anything different? Well you should! Jenny has been here and she has completely out-done herself. Seriously....did you see the donut on that girl's butt? Is that just not the most perfect thing for my blog? It is ALL perfect...my sprinkles, my donut butt, and my name tag from Chicago.

THANK YOU Jenny for the most perfect blog! And thank you for being so patient with me. You are the best!!

And just in case any of you are thinking that you might want Jen to do your blog..DO IT!! One day she is going to be a blog-designing celebrity and have her own show on the Style channel and we can say we knew her 'when'.  Get her while you can :)