I shit you not!! I have walked around all freaking day with two different fucking shoes!! I am now wondering if anyone at work noticed. And how could they not notice? I mean really! Women notice other women's shoes. And why didn't anyone say anything to me? Hmmm? That'll teach me to over-sleep and get dressed in the dark half asleep. I cannot believe I did that!!
I threatened my husband with his life if he ever told anyone I did this. His correct response was "Did what?" Good husband.
And you know I can only share this with you because you are all so supportive and I know you would never laugh at me...right?!? You are my friends and you would never do that..right? Are you laughing? ok...really...you can stop laughing now...it's really not that funny. It could have happened to anyone. I'm sure I'm not the first. So who else has done this? No one? Really? hmmmm
Just one more thing to add to the growing list of 'Things that only happen to me.
Bless you! It did make me laugh, are they different colours?
ReplyDeleteYes, they are different colors. One is black, the other is brown. God help me!
ReplyDeleteI literally laughed out loud. Loudly too!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you for a great way to end my day. :)
I snorted! OMG, I can see myself doing this too.
ReplyDeleteI was laughing before I read your story! I am a shoe whore and I notice shoes on women all the time. I know I would have told you if I had seen you though....you know like when you have something in your teeth.
ReplyDeleteI completely understand Amey! Must have been something about the day. I work close to home and go home for lunch. My shoes were not the most comfortable so I put on my house shoes for lunch. Well I ended up wearing them back to work... OOPS! I hid in my office so that my boss didn't notice! Hope that makes you know you aren't alone.
ReplyDeletelol!!! my bf's mother did that last weekend except not only were they different colors but one was a flat and one was a heel!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I'll never tell a soul :)
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing WITH you, not at you. But yes, I am laughing. Totally something I would do!
ReplyDeleteI've done that so many times before. I have a couple of pairs of sandals that I have in brown, black and navy and quite frequently, I would wear the wrong colors. I feel like such a dork when that happens!
ReplyDeleteI truly didn't mean to laugh but that was funny!! But I do understand.
ReplyDeletelolol! Here, I'll tell you a secret! I went to the movies the other day and headed straight into the mens bathroom. No one was in there and I didn't see the urinals. When I came out there was a man peeing! I was so flippin embarrased!
ReplyDeleteThis one definitely made me smile...PRICELESS!
ReplyDeleteSeriously - I love you! I kid you not - my algebra teacher did the same thing. One navy shoe, one black - imagine doing this in front of a bunch of nasty teenagers? At least the adults in your life laughed behind your back - if they even noticed. We laughed our asses off in front of her! HA - love this - truly - and love you!
ReplyDeleteYou are a "Shoe" in for blonde moment for the week... I usually forget my phone when I am in a hurry. You are adorable! *Maria*
ReplyDeleteOh, that's fantastic. LOL.
ReplyDeleteRe: your comment on my blog about the CIB - my surgeon did give me 5 or 6 options for the protein shake - this was the only one that wasn't premade. I've never met a premade shake I liked...but maybe I will try the freezer trick with the CIB!
Nice to "meet" you!
Liz